I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
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I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
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Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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