This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
