So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
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And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
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Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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