# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
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i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
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I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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