My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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