Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
the liver wants what the liver wants
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
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