they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I FOUND THE LEGS
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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