Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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