im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Randomize