No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
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I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
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The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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