North Korea, Best Korea!
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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