you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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