we're blogging at a bar
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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