It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
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It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
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When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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