she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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