windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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