he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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