Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
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I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
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I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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