Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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