are you still at the devil's house?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
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I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
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Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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