That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
