even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
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I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
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Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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