so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
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We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
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the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Oh god it's open bar.
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