you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
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This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
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Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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