We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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