Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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