I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
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