We're like a lot better than the average bears
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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