Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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