My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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