Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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