Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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