obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
