Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
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I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
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Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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