Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Randomize