Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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