Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
There r osticjed everywhere
Did we literally take a cab across the street
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
