So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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