Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
They took my balls.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Im part way to drunk.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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