i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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