I could have mohawked her pubes.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I just found a bag of teeth...
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Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
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I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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