its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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