And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
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Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize