Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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