Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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