yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize
