I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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