so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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