I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Buhtt sex?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
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remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
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Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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