Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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