party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
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Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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