Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
You're like the curious george of whores
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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